CJL - Opening Song

Every session each unit writes and performs an opening song. I think that ours (Olympus, that is) was quite excellent this time, so here are the sweet-action lyrics. To the tune of "I Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore" by REO Speedwagon:

We can’t fight this feeling any longer

Olympus is a place you never go

We started out as campers, now we’re older

Char wishes that the Gypsies would just show

Meredith wants to stay at the barn forever

Snakes give Page a reason to feel fear

You’ll feel real country when you’re with Heather

Nancy gives our life direction, she makes everything so clear

And even in the office, we’re keeping you in sight

Fran’s a candle on a baby boat on a humid summer’s night

Angela’s in the ER with CITs all (through) night

We can’t fight this feeling anymore

We’ve forgotten what the AC is for

Becca brings the canoes into the shore

And sails without an oar, so clever

No, we can’t fight this feeling anymore

We’ve forgotten what cell phones are for

Sarah Kody’s rolling on the floor

Scooter crashes through the door

Amy, we can’t fight this crazy anymore

Regina has been crafting real hard core since she got here

Kelly’s running around in circles all the time

Katie always seems to buddy check you girls

Trish discovers tiny trash that alone you’d never find

And even as Mayne wanders, Sarah Beth keeps her in sight

We’ll keep you entertained on this coming Tuesday night

And August is getting closer much faster than we would like

And we can’t fight this feeling any more

We’ve forgotten what perfume is for

We all smell like the great outdoors

Those darn van checks take forever

No, we can’t fight this feeling anymore

We’ve forgotten what the mirror is for

And if a toilet clogs once more

We will lash the bathroom doors

Campers, we can’t fight the septic tanks no more